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Valentine’s day is all about putting a smile on someone you care about. Is the perfect occasion to tease your lover with the naughty humor of these Valentine's Day quotes. Sometimes you want to be bold and move away from the traditional valentine’s practice where all people want to send are plain love quotes. Sometimes you want to send a valentines message to just a friend or family which is not necessarily mushy. You want to make it funny, enjoyable and adventurous and you just know they will love it. There is nothing that does the trick more than to throw bits of humor in it that will leave the receiver completely cracked. It can either be sick humor or plain humor depending on the recipient. We will show you just how to bring out the joke without comprising on the theme of the day with our list of funny valentine’s day quotes. If you want to win your lover's heart, use humor.


Love is a game that two can play and both win. – By Eva Gabor
Love is a grave mental disease. – By Plato
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. – By Cathy Carlyle
Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. – By Jay Leno
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – By Groucho Marx
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. – By Helen Rowland
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. – By Mickey Rooney
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. – By Thomas Szasz



I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. – By Dorothy Parker
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. – By Charles M. Schulz
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. – By Tracy Smith
I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time. – By Hilaire Belloc
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? – By Author Unknown
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.- By Maya Angelou
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. – By Groucho Marx
It is impossible to love and be wise. – By Francis Bacon
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. – By Fred Allen
It’s funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love, when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception. – By Ally McBeal
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. – By Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon
Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. – By Jonathon Swift


A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. – By Ingrid Bergman
Love – By a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. – By Author Unknown
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. – By Lynda Barry
Love is being stupid together. – By Paul Valery
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. – By Judith Viorst
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. – By Mirabeau
Love is not blind; it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. – By Julius Gordon
Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. – By Robert Heinlein
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. – By Hoosier Farmer
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. – By Author Unknown
Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely. – By Basta
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. – By Rose Franken
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, – By but not for love. – By William Shakespeare
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. – By Rita Rudner
No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along. – By Joyce Brothers
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. – By Henry Kissinger
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again. – By Judith Viorst
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. – By Oscar Wilde
The art of love is largely the art of persistence. – By Albert Ellis
The bravest thing that men do is love women. – By Mort Sahl
The Eskimos have fifty two words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love. – By Margaret Atwood
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. – By Blaise Pascal

Funny Valentines Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Funny Valentines Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Funny Valentines Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Funny Valentines Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Funny Valentines Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Funny Valentines Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Funny Valentines Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Funny Valentines Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Funny Valentines Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Funny Valentines Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Funny Valentines Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls