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Famous Funny Quotes

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.

-Rush Limbaugh

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

-Bill Hicks

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.

-Zig Ziglar

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

-Bill Maher

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

-Phyllis Diller

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

-Mel Brooks

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

-Will Rogers

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

-Ellen DeGeneres

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.

-Joe E. Lewis 

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

-Oscar Wilde

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.

-Charles M. Schulz

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

-Janeane Garofalo

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

-Tommy Cooper

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

-Groucho Marx

Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.

-Victor Borge

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

-Billy Sunday

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

-Albert Einstein

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.

-Robert Maynard Hutchins

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

-Mark Twain

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

-Woody Allen.

Famous Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Famous Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Famous Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Famous Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Famous Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Famous Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Famous Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Famous Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Famous Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Famous Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Famous Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls