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Funny jokes - Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris e-mail: gmail@chuck.norris.com
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Funny jokes - Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was found dead in hotel room this morning... but he is currently recovering.

Funny jokes - Gentlemen
What a real gentleman should do after a great dinner with a pretty lady? 
Help her burn the calories.

Jokes about IT - Gay
I was in a conference last week and I think the presenter was a gay. No, not because of his colorful clothes, way of speaking, waving hands laughing habits or because he was French.. He simply had a Mac.

Funny jokes about marriage
In a marriage ceremony:
- Do you agree to take this woman as your wife?
- No
- What about this one then?

Dirty joke about men
Why do men name their penises? 
Because the do not want a stranger to make 95 percent of their decisions. 
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Funny joke about men and women
I never could bring a woman into my house. At first, because of the parents. Later, because of the wife.
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Jokes about women - Instagram
Instagram - it's a place where we need to register our moms, cause only they wonder how we are dressed and what we ate.
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Funny business jokes - Value of money
A elderly man remembers the good old days: “when I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single $, and I would bring back 5 pounds of potatoes,  2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese and 10 eggs. Nowadays that’s impossible – there are simply to many security cameras.
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Political jokes - Civil servants
It is NOT true that all of the servants in the Government are dishonest. We have to admit, there are incompetent ones as well.
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Jokes about IT - Gay
I was in a conference last week and I think the presenter was a gay. No, not because of his colorful clothes, way of speaking, waving hands laughing habits or because he was French.. He simply had a Mac.
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Funny jokes - Red Bull
Cow farmer Natalie has drunk 10 cans of RED BULL and... milked the cow to death...
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Similarities between a prostitute and bungee jumping:
1. You stand quite similar.
2. The time is also quite similar.
3. If the rubber breaks – you’re dead.
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Q: What can be worse than a little stone in your shoe? A: Sand in your condom.
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Funny Quotes Of The Day Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls


Funny Quotes Of The Day Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls


Funny Quotes Of The Day Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls


Funny Quotes Of The Day Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls


Funny Quotes Of The Day Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls


Funny Quotes Of The Day Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls


Funny Quotes Of The Day Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls


Funny Quotes Of The Day Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls


Funny Quotes Of The Day Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls


Funny Quotes Of The Day Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls


Funny Quotes Of The Day Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

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