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Pittacus Lore
“We don't have to be defined by the things we did or didn't do in our past. Some people allow themselves to be controlled by regret. Maybe it's a regret, maybe it's not. It's merely something that happened. Get over it.”
― Pittacus Lore, I Am Number Four
tags: humor-inspirational, inspirational-life, past, regret, thoughtfulness 511 likes like
Mindy Kaling
“Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.”
― Mindy Kaling
tags: humor-inspirational 178 likes like
Darynda Jones
“Never trust a man with a penis.”
― Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead
tags: humor, humor-inspirational 129 likes like
Zoë Marriott
“To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans”
― Zoë Marriott, The Swan Kingdom
tags: clever, cool, cute, funny, humor-inspirational, humorous, inspirational, self-image, sweet 118 likes like
Orson Scott Card
“Parents always make their worst mistakes with their oldest children. That's when parents know the least and care the most, so they're more likely to be wrong and also more likely to insist that they're right.”
― Orson Scott Card, Xenocide
tags: humor-inspirational 70 likes like
“No matter where life takes me, you'll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I never thought life could be this sweet! It's got me cheesing from cheek to cheek!”
― Mac Miller
tags: happy, humor-inspirational, life, smile 63 likes like
Christopher Paolini
“You'll enjoy it. There is much you can learn from books and scrolls," said Jeod. He gestured at the walls. "These books are my friends, my companions. They make me laugh and cry and find meaning in life."
"It sounds intriguing," admitted Eragon.
"Always the scholar, aren't you?" asked Brom.
Jeod shrugged. "Not anymore. I'm afraid I've degenerated into a bibliophile.”
― Christopher Paolini, Eragon
tags: humor-inspirational 40 likes like
Jim Butcher
“Mister Dresden," he said. "And Miss Rodriguez, I believe. I didn't realize you were an art collector."
"I am the foremost collector of velvet Elvii in the city of Chicago," I said at once.
"Elvii?" Marcone inquired.
"The plural could be Elvises, I guess," I said. "But if I say that too often, I start muttering to myself and calling things 'my precious,' so I usually go with the Latin plural.”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks
tags: humor-inspirational 38 likes like
Michael P. Clutton
“If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.”
― Michael P. Clutton
tags: humor, humor-inspirational, humorous-quotations 37 likes like
Lev Grossman
“The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.”
― Lev Grossman, The Magicians
tags: humor-inspirational 36 likes like
Ogden Nash
“Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny –
Did you ever try buying them without money.”
― Ogden Nash
tags: humor-inspirational, humorous 35 likes like
Trisha Ventker
“A lot of men tend to want "models"
I tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can't expect to land one.”
― Trisha Ventker, Internet Dates from Hell
tags: humor, humor-inspirational, memoir, self-help 28 likes like
Donald Gorman
“More often than not, if a person is wearing a smile, there is a victim attached somewhere.”
― Donald Gorman, Paradox
tags: humor, humor-inspirational, paranoia, parnoia-humor 27 likes like
Louis C.K.
“When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don't let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else.”
― Louis C.K.
tags: creativity-and-attitude, humor-inspirational 26 likes like
Katina Ferguson
“When you have failed at being nice, you’ve actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it.”
― Katina Ferguson
tags: humor-inspirational 26 likes like
“I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that's probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”
― Cassandra Duffy
tags: humor-inspirational 25 likes like
“Why sadness was created?
So we could rest from laughing.”
― Nelson M. Lubao
tags: happiness, humor-inspirational, inspiration, life 25 likes like
Jeff Somers
“I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn't make my situation any worse.”
― Jeff Somers, The Terminal State
tags: humor-inspirational 24 likes like
Jodi Picoult
“Real mothers don't just listen with humble embarrassment to the elderly lady who offers unsolicited advice in the checkout line when a child is throwing a tantrum. We take the child, dump him in the lady's cart, and say, "Great. Maybe you can do a better job."
Real mothers know that it's okay to eat cold pizza for breakfast.
Real mothers admit it is easier to fail at this job than to succeed.”
― Jodi Picoult, House Rules
tags: humor-inspirational, inspirational-success-failure 22 likes like
Haresh Daswani
“I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me”
― Haresh Daswani
tags: humor-inspirational 21 likes like
“Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.”
― Paula Wall, If I Were a Man, I'd Marry Me
tags: humor-inspirational 17 likes like
Ion Luca Caragiale
“Do you want to know the world? Then look at it closely. Do you want to like it? Then look at it from afar.”
― Ion Luca Caragiale
tags: humor-inspirational 16 likes like
Arnold Bennett
“A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.”
― Arnold Bennett, The Title: A Comedy in Three Acts
tags: humor-inspirational 16 likes like
Mark Alders
“If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to 'report' to the powers that be.”
― Mark Alders
tags: humor-inspirational, life-lesson 15 likes like
“That dude thought he was the shit so i punched him right square in his feelings”
― Lee T. Gallup
tags: humor, humor-inspirational 15 likes like
Gerard de Marigny
“I told a doctor once, "Doc, if you want to know what's inside of me, put down the x-ray and pick up my novel!”
― Gerard de Marigny, The Watchman of Ephraim
tags: humor-inspirational 14 likes like
A.A. Milne
“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.”
― A.A. Milne
tags: humor-inspirational 14 likes like
Jeffrey Gitomer
“Change is not a four letter word...but often your reaction to it is!”
― Jeffrey Gitomer, The Little Book of Leadership: The 12.5 Strengths of Responsible, Reliable, Remarkable Leaders That Create Results, Rewards, and Resilience (Jeffrey Gitomer's Little Books
tags: change, humor-inspirational 11 likes like
Tom Robbins
“It is what it is.
You are what you it.
There are no mistakes."
--Villa Incognito”
― Tom Robbins
tags: humor-inspirational 8 likes like
Anne Stuart
“You know as well as I do, damn you. Like it or not I seem to have grown a heart. I have absolutely no use for the damned thing, but there it sits, demanding Elinor. I can't live without her.”
― Anne Stuart, Ruthless
tags: humor-inspirational 8 likes like
Funny Inspirational Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Inspirational Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Inspirational Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Inspirational Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Inspirational Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Inspirational Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Inspirational Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Inspirational Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Inspirational Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Inspirational Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
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