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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
(Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964))
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"I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille. I used to rub the dirty parts."
(Bananas (1971))
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
(Blazing Saddles (1974))
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- "Taggart."
- "Yes, sir."
- "I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes."
- "What do you want me to do, sir?"
- "I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the West. Take this down: 'I want rustlers, cut-throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bush-whackers, horn-swagglers, horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists! Ha, ha, ha, ha!"
- "Could you repeat that, sir?"
(Blazing Saddles (1974))
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- "What knockers!" (referring to giant door knockers)
- "Oh, thank you, Doctor."
Young Frankenstein (1974)
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- "If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits?"
- "Putting on the Ritz."
Young Frankenstein (1974)
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- "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction."
- "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
- "Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"
- "No, now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975))
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- "What makes you think she's a witch?"
- "Well, she turned me into a newt!"
- "A newt?"
- (meekly) "I got better."
- "Burn her anyway!"
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975))
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"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
(Annie Hall (1977))
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"I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
(Annie Hall (1977))
"What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
(Animal House (1978))
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
(Animal House (1978))
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"...My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi..."
(The Jerk (1979))
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"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it."
(The Jerk (1979))
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"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
(Airplane! (1980))
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- "Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
(Airplane! (1980))
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"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
(Airplane! (1980))
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"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."
(The Blues Brothers (1980))
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"Thank you very little."
(Caddyshack (1980))
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"The royal penis is clean, your Highness!"
(Coming to America (1980))
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- "But where in New York can one find a woman with grace, elegance, taste and culture? A woman suitable for a king."
- "Queens!"
(Coming to America (1980))
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"Thank you for a memorable afternoon. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."
(Arthur (1981))
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- "A real woman could stop you from drinking."
- "It’d have to be a real BIG woman."
(Arthur (1981))
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"We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly."
(History of the World, Part 1 (1981))
- "Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur."
- "Gentlemen, welcome aboard."
- "Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn."
- "Unger."
- "Oveur."
- "Oveur."
- "Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work."
- "Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?"
- "Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn."
- "Yep."
- "So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger."
- "Yep."
- "That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn."
- "So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn."
- "Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn."
(Airplane II: The Sequel (1982))
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"I think you're all f--ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out. Well, I'll tell ya something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Ha, ha, ha, ha! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Oh, s--t!"
(National Lampoon's Vacation (1983))
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"I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people."
(Zelig (1983))
"Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the f--kin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?"
(Beverly Hills Cop (1984))
"We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puffs okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!"
(Ghostbusters (1984))
"Relax, would you? We got seventy dollars, and we got a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens, okay?"
(Sixteen Candles (1984))
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- "Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?"
- "These go to eleven."
(This Is Spinal Tap (1984))
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"Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Hey! Think, McFly. Think!"
(Back to the Future (1985))
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"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."
(Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986))
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"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C., he could end up an M.I.A., and then we'd all be put on K.P."
(Good Morning, Vietnam (1987))
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- "Let's do what one shepherd said to the other shepherd."
- "What?"
- "Let's get the flock out of here."
(Lethal Weapon (1987))
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"I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."
(Spaceballs (1987))
Play clip (excerpt): Spaceballs
- "Don't call me stupid."
- "Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?"
- "Apes don't read philosophy."
- "Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'Every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked 'em up."
(A Fish Called Wanda (1988))
Funny Movie Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Movie Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Movie Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Movie Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Movie Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Movie Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Movie Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Movie Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Movie Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
Funny Movie Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls
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