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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus ― Bob Phillips

Funny Christmas Quotes

Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past. ― Terry Alderton

Funny Christmas Quotes

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money

  

Funny Christmas Quotes

You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger ― Robert Paul

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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. ― Jerry Seinfeld

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Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home ― Carol Nelson

Funny Christmas Quotes

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included ― Bernard Manning

  

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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child ― Erma Bombeck

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin ― Jay Leno

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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year ― Victor Borge

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A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing ― Jay Leno

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet

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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas ― Johnny Carson

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From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it ― Katharine Whitehorn

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic

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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present

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There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries ― W.J. Cameron

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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph ― Shirley Temple

Christmas Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls 

Christmas Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls 

Christmas Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls 

Christmas Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls 

Christmas Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls 

Christmas Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls 

Christmas Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls 

Christmas Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls 

Christmas Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls 

Christmas Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls 

Christmas Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls