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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Margaret Mead

Everyone, Remember, Unique Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

Life, Alive, Seriously People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Isaac Asimov

Great, Annoyance

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

Life, Somebody, Party Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Don Marquis

Art, Yesterday, Keeping

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Robin Williams

Call, Hour, Moves

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner

Money, Woman, Successful

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

Nice, Girl, Seems Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Mark Twain

Facts, Please, Distort

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

Joan Rivers

Hate, Again, Start

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

Night, Sunshine

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Theodore Roosevelt

Trouble, Sit, Month

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

Robin Williams

Sorry, Agree

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Jim Carrey

Great, Woman, Her

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

Fake, Water, Died

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Oliver Herford

Mind, Woman, Often

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.

Carl Sandburg

Idealist

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Joan Rivers

Knew, Baby, Radio

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain

Hell, Company, Heaven

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby

Wise, Stupid, Word

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Rodney Dangerfield

Found, Fat, Hang

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeneres

She, Started, Hell

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin

Somebody, Realize, Specific

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Elayne Boosler

Matter, Three, Somebody

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Best Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Best Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Best Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Best Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Best Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Best Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Best Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Best Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Best Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Best Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls

Best Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog About Life Lessong For Kids About Girls